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Writing a message to your crotch on a dating site… mmm

Written by: 23 June 2016 3 Comments

For the past couple of days I’ve been racking my brain on how I could blog about Max Keys new single cause you know its fucking dope…. or lit if you’re of a certain age. But bugger me if I could think of one witty or sensible path I could take to introduce the Finger audience to his aural masterpiece, so I guess I’ll just have to go mmm mmm

I am so enjoying the Floorpan album – in ya face Max!



Find this album play it, listen to it and hear it!

DO NOT PLAY THE FOLLOWING – you have been warned, in caps no less

Generically pretty girl…check, expensive house…check, fancy car…check, multiple driving shots just incase you missed that the car is fancy…check, fake looking club scene…check, douchebag…check.



  • The Ninja said:

    The Floorplan album is on high rotation.

    But dear god bob, did you really need to get all maxkey up in here????

  • Benny said:

    I’m confused about the narrative of the max key vid – most of it I think is supposed to be from Max Key’s POV, but at the end we can see key himself (along with his generically pretty girl) reflected in someone’s eye – this can’t be Max’s eye – who is watching them?

  • Bob Daktari said:

    acute observations Benny – I assume that the like the song the video too seems short… and somewhere the missing minutes hold all the answers we’re looking for

    thing is who is game enough to go hunting for the truth

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