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[ Written by: | 13 May 2016 | No Comment | ]

A local DJ who continuously tagged people in links to his mixes on Facebook has been found savagely beaten to death.
Robert Daktari, a.k.a. Bob Daktari, was found by a member of the public in a ditch approximately five miles north of his home town Glen Eden, Aotearoa.
According to the Auckland Police, Mr. Daktari had been beaten to death with a blunt object and was found completely naked with a number of names and the words “how do you like it?” etched into his skin.
“It was a really grizzly scene, one of the …

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[ Written by: | 29 Aug 2008 | 3 Comments | ]
Life tips from a drunk disconinja

Tip: Don’t do hand stands on the beach after drinking
“I haun been put in a taxi home”
Tip: Taxi drivers don’t care about techno and don’t know much about detroit
“I would but I just want some cheese burgers”
“Not even. I still don’t have cheeseburgers”