Life tips from a drunk disconinja
Tip: Don’t do hand stands on the beach after drinking
“I haun been put in a taxi home”
Tip: Taxi drivers don’t care about techno and don’t know much about detroit
“I would but I just want some cheese burgers”
“Not even. I still don’t have cheeseburgers”
run atleast one marathon in your lifetime. especially for the wife or an iphone.
half marathon.
“Tip: Taxi drivers don’t care about techno and don’t know much about detroit”
lol
serious advice